Nasty things.

• Window-shop without the intention of buying
• Take one product from a rack in aisle 3 and put it back in a rack in aisle 23 (don’t you often find a pack of biscuits smothered between two pairs of jeans?)
• Take ownership of an aisle by artfully placing their trolleys in the middle
• Drop things and pretend to not have noticed
• Drop things and leave them for the housekeeping to pick up
• Gaze at other people’s trolleys
  • And then judge them by their contents
• Ogle at women
• Ogle at good-looking men
• Bring their crying babies
• Bring their better halves who fail at tending the crying babies
• Use a trolley when they want to buy only a packet of bread
• Park their trolleys literally anywhere before going upstairs to check out those colourful bean bags
• Empty perfume/deodorant bottles
• Keep away from sanitary pads and undergarments section
• Discuss recipes
• Try out a tee, hate it, wring it into a ball, and then put it back in the toys section
• Clog entranceways
• Criticise the hypermarket for not managing their entranceways
• Take home trolleys and/or baskets with them
• Spill loose products
• Keep the refrigerators open
• Try to replace price tags hoping the CCTVs don’t catch them
• Vent ire about paying 3 to 5 rupees for polythene bags
• Decide to not buy that sauce while at the counter
• Forget their credit card identification number
• Forget to bring their wallet
• Block the exitway
• Forget at least one thing to buy

Enough to make supermarkets one of the worst places to work.