Nasty things.
- Window-shop without the intention of buying
- Take one product from a rack in aisle 3 and put it back in a rack in aisle 23 (don’t you often find a pack of biscuits smothered between two pairs of jeans?)
- Take ownership of an aisle by artfully placing their trolleys in the middle
- Drop things and pretend to not have noticed
- Drop things and leave them for the housekeeping to pick up
- Gaze at other people’s trolleys
- And then judge them by their contents
- Ogle at women
- Ogle at good-looking men
- Bring their crying babies
- Bring their better halves who fail at tending the crying babies
- Use a trolley when they want to buy only a packet of bread
- Park their trolleys literally anywhere before going upstairs to check out those colourful bean bags
- Empty perfume/deodorant bottles
- Keep away from sanitary pads and undergarments section
- Discuss recipes
- Try out a tee, hate it, wring it into a ball, and then put it back in the toys section
- Clog entranceways
- Criticise the hypermarket for not managing their entranceways
- Take home trolleys and/or baskets with them
- Spill loose products
- Keep the refrigerators open
- Try to replace price tags hoping the CCTVs don’t catch them
- Vent ire about paying 3 to 5 rupees for polythene bags
- Decide to not buy that sauce while at the counter
- Forget their credit card identification number
- Forget to bring their wallet
- Block the exitway
- Forget at least one thing to buy
Enough to make supermarkets one of the worst places to work.