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When I Run My Own Cinema Theatre…

rules and regulations of an ideal movie theatre

…I will officiate the following rules and restrictions. Patrons will be required to follow this cinema theatre etiquette charter and will be automatically agreeing to them as part of the ticket purchase. Network jammers will be installed with a power radius of 300 meters to prevent mobile communication of any form inside and around the […]

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On Completing MA in English

The Catcher in the Rye new book cover

My account of the two-year MA in English correspondence course I did from IGNOU.

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Is No One Else Hyped About IKEA in Navi Mumbai?

IKEA sign

Am I the only one looking forward to IKEA in Mumbai? Crazy!

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The Menace of Slow Walkers

The train is scheduled to arrive at Currey Road station at 7.34 PM and leave for Thane a few seconds later. It’s 7.20 PM now and I have just left my office building in Lower Parel, all poised with shoelaces tied tight so that I can walk briskly and skillfully manoeuvre the potholes on the […]

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The Time I Stole a Rotring Pencil

I have been thinking a lot about pen pencils these days, their gradual decline in sales over the past decade owing to a faster decline in people preferring to write on paper over type, and the lack of options when one goes shopping at a stationery store. “Here you go,” said the shopkeeper as he […]

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Observations During My May 2019 Kerala Visit

A look at how Kerala functions peculiarly.

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Few Observations During the Day of Poll (Lok Sabha 2019)

poll day observations - lok sabha 2019

I observed a few things when I went out to vote for the first time yesterday. Read.

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    tejas nair is a freelance writer based in mumbai, india. he writes about cinema, literature, current affairs, culture, and our society. he manages content and digital campaigns for publicis. more »