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Tejas Nair

Tejas Nair is a freelance writer, small-time film critic, and literature student. He lives and works in Mumbai, India.

When I Run My Own Cinema Theatre…

rules and regulations of an ideal movie theatre

…I will officiate the following rules and restrictions. Patrons will be required to follow this cinema theatre etiquette charter and will be automatically agreeing to them as part of the ticket purchase. Network jammers will be installed with a power radius of 300 meters to prevent mobile communication of any form inside and around the […]

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The Right Way to Celebrate Ganeshotsav

A list of pointers to execute Ganeshotsav the right way. The ecologically sound way.

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List: All the Films that Opened the Mumbai Film Festival Since 1997

mumbai film festival opening films 2010 to 2019

A look at all the films that opened the MAMI Mumbai Film Festival since 1997.

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On Completing MA in English

The Catcher in the Rye new book cover

My account of the two-year MA in English correspondence course I did from IGNOU.

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Times My Vehicle Has Hit Another Vehicle Since 2004

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A look at some of the accidents I have been while on the road.

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Is No One Else Hyped About IKEA in Navi Mumbai?

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Am I the only one looking forward to IKEA in Mumbai? Crazy!

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Attempting to List All Publicis Groupe Agencies

Publicis Groupe agency logos

A lot happened to Publicis Groupe and me over the past few weeks. It announced the merger of Convonix and Resultrix brands under Performics India in May and the completion of Epsilon’s acquisition early last week. I completed four years with one of its agencies a day before the second announcement. And instead of recording […]

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  • about me

    tejas nair is a freelance writer based in mumbai, india. he writes about cinema, literature, current affairs, culture, and our society. he manages content and digital campaigns for publicis. more »